mage67 (mage67) wrote,

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Does anyone get the last joke?

I received a list of measurement jokes, but I don't get the last one. Part of it could have been cut off. Can anyone explain the last one to me?

Enjoy :)

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup:
Won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash:
1 microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
1 bananosecond

Weight an evangelist (Graham) carries with God:
1 billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:

365 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling:
1 lite year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:
1 Rod Serling

Half of a human large intestine:
1 semicolon

1000 aches:
1 kilohurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis:
1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes:
A straight line

453.6 graham crackers:
1 pound cake

1 million microphones:
1 megaphone

1 million bicycles:
1 megacycle

2000 mockingbirds:
Two kilomockingbirds

10 cards:
1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs:
1 fig newton

1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks:
1 literhosen

1 millionth of a fish:
1 microfiche

1 trillion pins:
1 terrapin

10 rations:
1 decoration

100 rations:
1 C-Ration

3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
1 I.V.

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