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The Mystery of the Bulge in the Jacket

Updated: 10:15 AM EDT

The White House was flooded with calls about the bulge between President Bush's shoulder blades.

WASHINGTON, Oct. 8 - What was that bulge in the back of President Bush's suit jacket at the presidential debate in Miami last week?

According to rumors racing across the Internet this week, the rectangular bulge visible between Mr. Bush's shoulder blades was a radio receiver, getting answers from an offstage counselor into a hidden presidential earpiece. The prime suspect was Karl Rove, Mr. Bush's powerful political adviser.

When the online magazine Salon published an article about the rumors on Friday, the speculation reached such a pitch that White House and campaign officials were inundated with calls.

First they said that pictures showing the bulge might have been doctored. But then, when the bulge turned out to be clearly visible in the television footage of the evening, they offered a different explanation.

"There was nothing under his suit jacket," said Nicolle Devenish, a campaign spokeswoman.

"It was most likely a rumpling of that portion of his suit jacket, or a wrinkle in the fabric."

Ms. Devenish could not say why the "rumpling" was rectangular.

Nor was the bulge from a bulletproof vest, according to campaign and White House officials; they said Mr. Bush was not wearing one.

What do you think the bulge is?

A radio transmitter so that Bush could do better in the debate
Just a rumpling of his suit, he really shouldn't buy suits off the rack
A parasitic alien creature that is mind controlling Bush and is determined to bring our world into ruin
There is no bulge. Under the Bush presidency I've learned to believe anything so that I can support Bush
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