The best way to respond to a joke sometimes is to take it seriously and run with it madly. So I found out her home address and her dad's home address, which she uses also, and sent it to him in an eCard to be delivered on Xmas.
I figure this is the equivalent of a dog trying to chase a running a car. If that dog actually caught the car, what the hell would he do? It could get messy ;)
Let's hope thepodger doesn't fly to California for this or that Brad Pitt or Jon Voight has a loaded shot gun ready ;)